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  foulbastard: @jordikell Oh good grief. What's next, we'll have hair dryers and manicurists in the Hermit Colony? Let's just go to Vegas instead.

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  foulbastard: @jennydecki I never go anywhere without a tub of goat cheese and some crackers. Well, not since the incident.

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  foulbastard: @rambn We are so going to get sick and die alone in this cave.

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  foulbastard: @ijustine Wow. I thought Buzz Aldrin was dead.

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  foulbastard: @rambn Wait till we hit the mushrooms.

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  foulbastard: @KenShima Wow. I don't know. You got me.

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  foulbastard: @LaurelV Yeah right. You don't wear panties.

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  foulbastard: @jennydecki I thought specialty porn featured the handicapped.

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  foulbastard: @rambn yeah man, we can shit our hands like monkeys and fling poo by the firelight.

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  foulbastard: @BrooklynBeast Yeah, that's what we all thought of Twitter before we got addicted. Next stop, crystal meth!

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  foulbastard: @jennydecki And there's gonna be a goat! And a whole gang of Horny Goat Weed!

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  foulbastard: @jennydecki This is going to make college look like the time when we were kids and played you show me yours and I'll show you mine.

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  foulbastard: @LaurelV Tell me something I didn't know dear. :)

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  foulbastard: @jordikell I haven't even gotten started on the heathen orgies and ceremonial bloodletting!

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  foulbastard: @LaurelV Ew, plurk plus lepers...Okay, I'm suddenly craving a bat shit smoothie.

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  foulbastard: @mxbx In your case I suggest praying for the poor soul. :)

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  foulbastard: And the best part is that we'll all get pale and grow our hair. It'll be like living in emo hell only without the fake suicide notes.

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  foulbastard: So we're going to have a Hermit Colony, but everyone gets a laptop and we can all tweet about our lonliness and self loathing.

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  foulbastard: Okay, I'm off to do something and then to do something else. Good night.

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