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Wednesday, 18 June 2008
foulbastard: Do you hate me? and 5 more

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Tuesday, 17 June 2008
foulbastard: @revidescent it's horrible. :) and 19 more

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Monday, 16 June 2008
foulbastard: @brendajos Yeah, I see your point there. Shit, I gotta learn to knit for my craft blog. ;) and 19 more

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Sunday, 15 June 2008
foulbastard: Funny, I expected this moment to feel liberating. Instead I find myself just as trapped, just as lost as I was before. and 7 more

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Saturday, 14 June 2008
foulbastard: God damn! I wanna fuck my sister! ;) and 19 more

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Friday, 13 June 2008
foulbastard: @ebarrera those things don't work anyway. and 19 more

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Thursday, 12 June 2008
foulbastard: @tatty Oh you're looking for double penetration eh? and 19 more

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Wednesday, 11 June 2008
foulbastard: Okay, now that's how you do it! Trust me, You'd like to learn this lesson. ;) and 18 more

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Monday, 9 June 2008
foulbastard: Now that I have unlimited txt you can look forward to great tweets such as: Starting car engine. And... Going to work! and 12 more

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Sunday, 8 June 2008
foulbastard: @kamico Yes! I think it does! :D and 19 more

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Saturday, 7 June 2008
foulbastard: @avflox that explains the rust on my 12 gauge. and 19 more

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foulbastard: lol, the things my friends put me on hold for are sometimes amazing. I live a bizarre life. and 19 more

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Thursday, 5 June 2008
foulbastard: @tatty Good morning beautiful! xo :) and 9 more

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Wednesday, 4 June 2008
foulbastard: What I really need to do to boost my spirits is add a couple thousand followers this month. I guess I'll be working on a lot of content. and 19 more

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Tuesday, 3 June 2008
foulbastard: @twila_zoned Good fucking morning! :D and 19 more

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Monday, 2 June 2008
foulbastard: In case you've heard the news, it's true...I'm a bastard. and 10 more

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Sunday, 1 June 2008
foulbastard: Hi Everybody. I'm back! For good this time. :) and 11 more

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Friday, 30 May 2008
foulbastard: What all the Twitter business users should do is go elsewhere. Leave Twitter to the people who actually use it to get laid. and 1 more

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Wednesday, 28 May 2008
foulbastard: @darkgracie ha! I'm going to wear a poncho and carry an umbrella from now on. lol and 2 more

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Tuesday, 27 May 2008
foulbastard: OMG! Is that her anus or has Mount Vesuvius erupted again? and 19 more

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Saturday, 24 May 2008
foulbastard: Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Fuuuuuuck! I missed Stripper Friday! Jesus Fucking Christmas! Holy Hell! I suck! I'm going to eat lead now! Fuck! Gah! and 16 more

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Friday, 23 May 2008
foulbastard: @laceyb Exactly! That's what life is about. That's the way it is! and 19 more

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Monday, 19 May 2008
foulbastard: I was in a bad mood. I was ready to kick someone's ass. But then @tofu916 cheered me right the fuck up. I'm glad I follow that guy. :) and 19 more

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Saturday, 17 May 2008
foulbastard: I'm not saying that I'm going to hurt or murder anyone, but...I'd certainly never kill anyone who favorites this tweet. ;) and 5 more

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Friday, 16 May 2008
foulbastard: @darkgracie Huh? Shhhhhh! ;) and 19 more

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Thursday, 15 May 2008
foulbastard: @JeannieGrrl I find The Devil's Rejects to be a very thoughtful film. It has deep undertones of family commitment and loyalty. and 19 more

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Wednesday, 14 May 2008
foulbastard: @mopedronin Yeah, unfortunately. Thanks. :) and 19 more

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Tuesday, 13 May 2008
foulbastard: Persecuted!

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Saturday, 10 May 2008
foulbastard: Amy ate a chunk of chew she didn't know what it was. She got real sick and vomited the chew had chunks of fuzz. and 19 more

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Thursday, 8 May 2008
foulbastard: Buttholes can stink, but sometimes they can smell pretty good too. How does your butthole smell? and 6 more

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